♥Monday, May 05, 2008
Words Women Use:
that day read a "joke" on Botak Jones' menu.. I thought how true most of them were... LOLSo here it is...
1.
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. [
fine is just to give up arguing for me... cos I ran out of things to say~ haha!]
2.
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means hald an hour. "Five minutes" is only five minutes if you have just been given fove more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means
something and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".
4.
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5.
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, But is a non-verbal statement often misunderstoof by men. A loud Sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about "nothing". [
not true for me.. I'm ALWAYS sighing.. without reason]
6.
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. "That's Okay" means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.
Thanks: A woman is thanking you -- do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. [
why would a man faint if a woman says thank you? woman seldom say thank you meh? I thought it's the other way round? lol..]
8.
If you say so: Men, take note: this is a trick. This is THE statement that means the opposite of what it says. When a woman says, "If you say so," she actually means, "you're an idiot; I cant't believe I ever married you, and you better realise how lucky you are every day of your miserable life." She will then issue forth a loud sigh (see #5), and assign you a task worthy of your limited intelligence (although you will NOT be given the "five minutes").
9.
Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU! [
really? my "whatever" really just purely means "whatever" lol...]
10.
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong", for the woman's; response to be "nothing" (refer back to #3).
anyhow, this is just generally... I believe not every woman is like that.. so I apologise if I have offended any woman out there~
Hakuna Matata ; 6:21 PM
